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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
thecourtofjester
id go to see who came out and then leave if there was a magical way to only invite queer ppl lol i still talk to my friends from high school tho
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heritageposts

we need to go back to hating tumblr. no more hellsite (affectionate). don't even think of giving these clowns your money. if i see you with a checkmark next to your name i'm opening fire

heritageposts

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*sound of gun cocking* they can be disabled

heritageposts

tumblr's current business model isn't profitable and never will be and no amount of scolding from staff blogs or tumblr ad-free pay piggies is gonna fix that. don't let yourself be guilted into buying merch, badges or ad-free. you're throwing your money into a bottomless pit while the techbro ghouls running this website laugh about you at their next board meeting while applauding the shmucks coming up with new ideas on how to twitter- or tiktokify the website

''but tumblr needs to make money!!!''

if tumblr really wants its regular user onboard with keeping the website afloat then we should at least demand that they do the bare minimum in keeping the site functional. and right now, they're not even doing that. every change they've made lately has made the website/app worse. i should give my money to tumblr so what—they can make a more intrusive version of tumblr live? remove the chronical dashboard? come up with an even more transphobic way of doing content moderation? yeah, no thanks

patching holes in my docs ive worn everyday for the past 8 years while my sister helps me sell the unworn shoes that have been in my closet for like 5 years

personal simply not my style! they are old gifts from my mother i just simply never wear i used to love shoes as a kid but now im like who needs more than a practical pair of boots maybe a pair of sneakers or dress shoes but depends what you do im waiting until Christmas to ask for a pair of solovairs cuz its cheaper to just patch my docs and wait a couple months lol